SANTA!

Incase you were wondering, Santa Clause does in fact exist. I have met him. I have exchanged emails with him. I have tugged on his beard. I have hugged his giant belly. They say it is filled with a bowl full of jelly; it’s really tri-tip actually but that doesn’t rhyme so they just changed it to jelly, if you were wondering.

            Santa is wonderful! I see him year round and it’s true. Like that movie with Tim Allen, the beard really does appear as though overnight. We’ve been trained to expect santa to only be there for us in December. But the truth is, people really just don’t know where to look for him during the rest of the year (central California). The ho-ho-ho thing is also (unfortunately) untrue. He laughs like a normal person, but he does laugh quite a bit.

            Santa is a wonderful joyful person, although he is a human person (that is, a real person). He usually delivers good news, but sometimes bad. But the good thing is that he is always honest. He is also a great listener (not many people realize that until it’s too late and they are convinced he is no longer real). Santa always listens, and responds thoughtfully, or funnily, or both, depending on what is appropriate (and he always knows what is appropriate). Santa makes sure to always make himself available to anyone who needs him. He always makes me feel included, whenever I see him. He is great at introducing and connecting people.

            Santa Clause is very supportive of those around him. he has a small group of elves that congregate once a week to deiscuss the events of the week, compose themselves, and hipe for the future. They are a small group that makes a BIG difference!

            Santa is a great person and you would be lucky to have him in your life. whatever your circumstance or your level of belief, I can tell you with complete honesty that Santa Clause does infact exist. I have met him. I have exchanged emails with him. I have tugged his beard. I have hugged his giant tri tip filled belly.